Matt Barkley- I mean this guy might be the greatest of all time. He is a freshman starting at USC at quarterback. If this guy had a serious case of the downs I would still guarantee he got laid 5 of of 7 nights a week.
Tim Tebow- If you actually believe Tim Tebro is a virgin like he claims than you've been smoking more reefer than Daniel Brinker on 4/20. I would even go as far to say this guy was getting blowjobs 3 times a day back in his freshman year when he was a backup to Chris Leak.
Ali Faroukhamesh- This is a relative unknown, but since I currently am attending the prestigious University of Kansas, this guy is more well known than the girl that gave an un-named brother head on Wescoe Beach. If you think he didn't get his pants ripped off the minute he returned to that shithole Northern Iowa than you probably should just hang yourself this instant. I don't care that this dude is most likely a terrorist, he has had the busiest two weeks of his life, and possibly anyones.
Last but not least the dark horse of them all
Adam Morrison- If you don't follow sports you may recognize Morrison from his Geico commercials. Ex- shooting guard from Gonzaga this guy averaged about 80 points a game during his final season. Not to mention his mexistache is still considered to be a top 5 facial hair of all time. I mean there literally may not have been an uglier man on earth, and I would still bet my left nut this guy got more ass than Ron Jeremy and Peter North combined. This guys dick probably fell off because he got laid so much.
It's just not fair for guys like you and I. Like can we at least get blowjobs on the reg? If I've said it once I have said it probably a million times, no matter how ugly you are if you hit one big shot in your entire career, you can throw your entire game spitting out the window because it will never be needed again. These guys could have a body like mine and still bang the best of the best.
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