Have you ever seen this stupid Taco Bell commercial where the customer asks for Denise The Cashier that he thinks is giving him a special discount? That is seriously the creepiest thing I have ever seen. If I worked at Taco Bell and some sketchy douchebag 35 year old specifically asked for my 22 year old female co-worker, I would be so certain they banged every night that I would ask him how the blowjobs were. Right in front of the register. I would just ask him after his order. "So you'll have a Triple Layer Nacho and a Crunchwrap Supreme? Ok great. By the way, does Denise give good head? I've been trying to make a move on her for a while and I'm wondering whether its worth it."
Besides wondering how good Denise's blowjobs are, another thing on my mind is where the hell all these fast food restraunts are that have these good looking employees. Every single McDonald's Subway, Pizza Hut and Taco Bell commercial always has some deece slampiece worthy female working the register and cooking the food. Who do these idiot advertisers think they are fooling? I'm at fucking McDonald's, not Hooters. The typical McDonalds employee looks more like this:
I feel like it is false advertising when I see some babe working the register in one of those commercials. Either that or these restraunts with these deece Bettys are far, far away from where I live. Oh well. I'm hungry. I'm gonna go to the nearest Taco Bell and ask the cashier if I can have the best looking female employee take my order and see if they don't get creeped the fuck out.
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