Does it really take that much more time to make your sentences sound educated, or would you rather just sit on your computer and see what comes out. It makes no sense to me how in any way it pleases you to type like you have the education of a 1st grader. Here is a perfect example of a status that drives me insane, "jus gived muhselfz a noze bleedz!!!!@~". I am confused by this, does that mean you gave yourself a nose bleed by bashing your face against the keyboard to type your english essay 5 minutes earlier? Or does it mean you are so uneducated that you walked down the street in incoming traffic because you couldnt read the street signs? Abbreviations and new spelling for your word choice is probably the highlight of your day, not to mention definantly the most challenging. Next time I see anything of this sort pop up in my news feed, I am getting their address and sending them Hooked on Phonics.
Im sure now that I pointed this out, if you ever see either of these again on facebook or anywhere else then your day will be ruined. To end this blog, I would like to add my all-time favorite facebook post to the end of it. This was posted a few weeks ago, but I have recovered it.
"marquief be goal tendin? das just as fucked up as kfc be servin kentucky grilled chicken! dis be kfc, i ain't see no kgc! get outta here!"- The genius herself
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