What is the NCAA thinking?

So today has been a typical sit inside and watch ESPN until my eyes fall out day, and I have heard some troubling news. The NCAA has been thinking about expanding the greatest three weeks of sports into 96 teams instead of 64. This is probably the worst idea anyone has ever had. Literally ever. Sure we would see some upsets, but lets get serious here, if a 16 seed has never beaten a 1 seed, how is a 24 seed or whatever the hell it is going to beat a 1 seed? The last thing I want to do is spend the first two days watching to Banana Slugs from University of California Santa Cruz get absolutely shit on by Villanova or some other powerhouse. If the whole 96 team shit happens than UNC would've made the tourny this year and got raped so bad Roy Williams would crawl back into the shithole Chapel Hill and cry himself to sleep until Tyler Hansborough comes to rescue, pulls a Jason White, and plays 30 more seasons.

The only good thing that can come out of 96 teams making the tournament is when fraterberry, lounge, and I create our own college and make the tourny. I will dunk on a mother fucker, especially if its a scrub from some school like UCSC.