"Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.
The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Levier says the animal already had been dead a while."
The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Levier says the animal already had been dead a while."
As many of you saw in the University Daily Kansas, this superhero Donald Wolfe was trying to do one of his duties to the community and was only to be shut down by the cops. How does this guy get a ticket for public intoxication for trying to revive a opossum? If I was a the President of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), I would go bail this genius out of all legal trouble and turn over my position to him immediately. If this guy doesnt come out of this situation with millions, then he is simply not the superhero that I think he is. Seriously, this guy has some serious balls to give mouth to mouth to a opossum. I dont care if your blacked out worse than Scott on a normal voyage on the town, you have to be a champ to touch one of those things with a 80 foot pole. That thing has probably been eating stuff worse than Cindy's leftovers from months ago. If this guy is not announcing the next Grammys then I have no idea what the world is coming to. As for PETA, you guys have to be retarded to not make Donald Wolfe your spokesman.
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