Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Lawrence Taylor. Considered one of the best ever at what he does, he actually is in the Hall of Fame. And no I am not talking about sacking the shit out of pussy QBs. I am talking about raping girls that are more than 30 years younger than you. How lame is your life when your an NFL legend, and you have to go around hitting on girls that don't even have their drivers license. Dude I get it, your dick doesn't work very well anymore, and that is why your not getting even 30 year old ass. But god damn dude you actually tried to slay the hairless box of a 15 year old slampiece? There are a few things wrong with this whole approach. For one your not the most attractive guy Lawrence, I mean that beard is cool and all, but we all kind of got sick of it once Tom Hanks rocked it in Castaway. Two, your 50 years old. I am certainly not one to hate on old balls trying to get their dick sucked, but once you hit 50 if you don't own Playboy than your for sure not getting much ass. And three, I guarantee that Taylor tried to use the whole "I am a famous football player so we should head back to my place and go ass to mouth" approach. But this is a fucking 15 year old girl, she doesn't know who the fuck you are. With the combination of all three of these problems, this girl obviously said no, and Lawrence wasn't to happy about it. This resulted in an attempted rape of epic proportions. This guy made 300 pound offensive lineman his bitch, so i can't even fathom how this was only a rape attempt and not a successful rape. Makes you kind of question if he has just lost that swagger.Get your shit together Lawrence, and next time don't try to go ass to mouth the first time.
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