Does This Look Like the Face of A Guy Who Would Punch You in the Face for Dancing With His Ex Girlfriend?

There are two types of people in this world. Those that behave like a normal human being, and then there are those that go around fighting people who dance with their ex girlfriends. Guess which one this guy is? Now, for his own sake of privacy, I am not going to announce that his real name is Alex Ward, so we'll just call him Psycho. Listen up Psycho. I know you're really sad that some girl that thinks you're insane wants to go out and have a good time without you, but that gives you no reason to bring it out on me. The worst part about this how much of a pussy you are. Psycho, if anyone else had punched me in the face 3 times in the exact same spot like you did, then i would have some damn broken facial bones or a concussion or something. Apparently your estrogen levels are so high that you hit me 3 times in the same spot with a closed fist and I end up walking out with a cut and a black eye. Comon, man. My bones are not even strong. I fucking hate milk. If someone had shot me with a NERF gun 3 times in the same spot i think it would've been more devastating than your fists of fury. So after you pay my medical bill and go to jail for your 3 counts of battery, come find me and we'll have a boxing match. Yeah, I have about 4 inches and 30 pounds on you, but don't worry: you have the element of surprise, judging by how you blindside people at the Hawk without warning and whatnot. We'll see how it ends up. Oh yeah, and try not to cry when the love of your life that hates you ends up cheering on my side of the ring.