I am sure everyone remembers Danny Almonte or whatever that dumb mexicans name was that faked his age in the little league world series. That kid was at least striking bitches out. This 21 year old doucher named Julious Threatts made himself seem 13 to play for a middle school pee wee football team. What the fuck? Now I am sure everyone has read up to this point thinking "This kid is pathetic but im sure he had badass offers from colleges left and right. Wrong. This dumbass faked scholarship offers from USC, Florida, and Texas. I mean I know that once you turn 12 all black people are the same because they buy those damn tall tees so they never need to buy clothes again, but who is this hoodrat fooling. His plan was actually smart at first. Which surprises me since everyone knows Obama hasn't had a good idea or plan along with every other minority on earth for god knows how long. He changed his name and got onto this pee wee squad. Everything was good, but then he tried to enroll in a middle school. Thats some Lawrence Taylor shit. Please don't try and tell me that him enrolling in school was just so he could reenforce his whole "13 year old" scam. Its clear this kid wanted to pound hairless 12 year old bitches. I feel for the guy, he struck out with girls for so long he came up with this genius plan to become 13 again and start over. I know the girls get sluttier and sluttier every year, but 12 year olds in Florida aren't blowing anybody, unless their those Cuban slampieces that swim their way to freedom.
Good try Julius, maybe next time you will just take that big dick we all know you have and put it to use with some girls that at least are 16.
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