FUCK NCAA FOOTBALL

So I just found out today that the NCAA isn't allowing athletes to write cool shit in their eye black. What the fuck is that shit. Like honestly the only reason I watch college football games is to see the eye black. How else am I supposed to find out where Reggie Bush is from, or what bullshit bible verse Tim Tebow is living by this week. No lie, if I were a deece running back from some D-1 school I would take a shit all over this rule and write "I fuck bitches all day" in my eye black. Or how about "Tiger Woods is a bro god". I would do something that would piss off not just the NCAA but everyone on earth. This rule is as pointless as if they made a rule saying you can't dump gatorade on the coach. Words on the eye black is as historic as the game itself and I will be damned if this rule isn't completely abolished within the first ten minutes of game play come September.