If you live in the dorms I'm sorry

This is meant to be more of a public service announcement than a blog, the image above posted is that of Naismith Hall at the University of Kansas. As you can see this is the typical shanty seen in such countries as Vietnam and Cuba. Now if your a girl that lives here and is in a sorority I apologize that you didn't have enough time to join Corbin or GSP. But if your a guy living here, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?? Living in the dorms is like living in a maximum security prison. You don't socialize, you eat shitty food, and no one ever visits you. Not to mention its clear that the uniform your forced to wear is a flatbill and an affliction or Ed Hardy shirt. These people need saving so donations will now be taken to give these poor souls common sense and help them get a decent wardrobe and a life coach that can bring them back to a respectable human being.