Tiger is returning to the Masters this week as most of you know since its on every channel constantly. They are acting like some child prodigy is debuting at the Masters and it is the greatest thing that ever happened in sports history. The fact of the matter is that NO its just Tiger Woods, the greatest golfer ever is coming back from his break from women. I mean I know his physical fitness is still there apparently since hes cheated on his wife 80 times, so what is the big deal? He is still the same golfer, and is still going to win. I mean look at that guys smile, can you blame girls for getting him to cheat on his wife? How does a guy like Tiger go under the radar so long getting hotel rooms and such with girls? He must have had some undercover FBI agent working for him and letting him know when no person is in sight and its clear to go out of the house.I recovered one of the texts that Tiger sent to his slampiece it reads, "Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity." How can you blame a guy for trying to get a little golden shower in with on of his whores? The real question is the number of fans that are going to scream out completely absurd things to him while hes playing. To go to the Masters which is the best tournament in golf, it costs what like $20? Half of the guys there live for that shit and havent seen a girl in months because they are either on the course or sitting in the clubhouse pounding brews back with their butt buddies. My bet is there will be some smartass fan with a shirt on that has some remarks about his mistakes. Like dude, Im pretty sure he hasnt forgotten about what he did in the past and you probably shouldnt remind him because hes still your God. If anyone is willing to bet me that Tiger will not make the cut at the Masters, I will take it in a heartbeat.
I highly doubt anyone will make any comments to Tiger. It is extremely difficult to get tickets to the master's and is an honor once you get them. Not too many people that are willing to throw that away just to make a comment to Tiger. That's why he came back at Augusta, he knew everything was controlled and that it was his best chance to start clean. I hope he wins and gets this whole thing behind him
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